Well... almost everyone's at WHOLE Festival. Gather your nearest and dearest and queerest close… and ask them if you can borrow their camping equipment. Snag that list minute ticket. Pack your assless chaps, your cowboy hats, and everything slutty and sparkly you own. Festivities await.
Otherwise, there's still some fun to be had in Berlin... and there’s probably never been a better Museumssonntag to visit the Schwules museum… have fun nerds, I'm going to be dancing on the beach wearing nothing but biodegradable glitter.
Friday 2.
WHOLE Festival
Ferropolis
The queer exodus begins. The gays are evacuating en masse, following some of the finest party people from near and far. All our favourite folks will be there: Body Language, Lecken, Weeeirdos, Bring Down The Walls, Puticlub... it goes on and on. The music never stops. There will be no time to eat or sleep. You're just going to have to dance till you drop.
Will the crowd be mostly cis-gay men? Yes. Embrace dancing with the twinks.
Plus there's workshops, talks and performances for the cultured queers. So gnab last-minute tix and come pitch up camp with your chosen fam. Make sure you have at least one outdoorsy lesbian in the crew (they will single-handedly construct a basecamp the US army would envy), bring bug spray, and try to find good neighbors (trust me, nothing ruins your beauty sleep like the falsetto of a twink breaking up with his boyfriend at 7 am.)
Anyhow, look after each other. Maybe drink some water and have a meal at some point. Queer joy awaits.
Dykes* Gone Wild
Schwuz
The dykes are taking over Schwuz for the night, and it's not just the usual Pepsi-Boston bar evening, it's an all-night extravaganza. One floor for pop and one for house, brought by iconic FLINTA* DJs like VELA and b. Silber. For some side entertainment they're also running a FLINTA* Porn Cinema (if it's anything like last time... for the love of god someone drop me a link, an MP4 file, whatever. I'll trade my first-born child.)
Saturday 3.
Interzone
Secret Location (check telegram babe)
Interzone and the Third Nostril Awakening—the most perfectly unhinged event title I have ever read. For lovers of techno, Interzone is the queer anticapitalist party crew for you. High energy, small venue, cutest crowd you'll find. These are some of the folks keeping the queer party scene accessible for those of us who don't have 25 euro to drop on entry alone. God bless.
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