Weekend Party Picks: January 3 - 5 (This weekend is lame)

Well folks, this is the first time ever that I don' have any particular FLINTA* or queer parties to recommend you for the weekend. Remarkable that this has never happened before.

It's unsettling.

Anyhow... Here are some options if you want a night out this weekend:

• Tristeza Bar is doing their FLINTA* night.

• Schwuz is open as always: Mother Monster on Friday and Schlagerhimmel on Saturday (and I will hold my tongue about the latter).

• DJ Gigola and Chippy Nonstop are playing Berghain - see you there.

• Monster Ronsons Liquid Brunch should be a vibe for the karaoke enthusiasts.

Yeah there's options but not perfect for the party dykes out there.

This lesbo is depresso.